Stop the Splash. Silence the Stream.
It's a urinal screen for your home toilet. No, we're not joking. Okay, maybe a little. But your bathroom floor will thank you.
Let's Talk About the Elephant in the Bathroom
Standing up to pee is a privilege. But with great privilege comes great...splatter.
The Splatter Zone
Micro-droplets travel up to 36 inches from the bowl. Your floor, walls, and dignity are all in range.
The Noise Factor
Everyone in the house knows exactly what you're doing. At 3 AM, that's a problem.
The Argument
“Just sit down!” No. There had to be a better way. And now there is.
🍽️ The Dining Room Dilemma
If your half-bath shares a wall with your dining room, you already know the problem. Guests are enjoying a lovely dinner, the conversation is flowing, and then someone excuses themselves to the restroom. What follows is an unmistakable, high-decibel stream hitting porcelain water like a garden hose into a bucket.
Everyone at the table hears it. Nobody acknowledges it. The person returns, sits down, and pretends the entire dining room didn't just experience a live audio performance they never asked for.
PeeClean disperses the stream on contact. Your guests stay blissfully unaware. Your dinner party remains civilized. You're welcome.
Serious Engineering for an Unserious Problem
We spent way too long perfecting this. You're welcome.
Splatter Reduction
Engineered to break the stream and eliminate micro-splatter. Your bathroom floor stays dry. Revolutionary? Maybe. Necessary? Absolutely.
Stealth Mode
Dramatically reduces the sound of impact. Late-night bathroom trips no longer announce themselves to the entire household.
Universal Fit
Designed to fit standard home toilets. No tools, no plumber, no awkward conversations. Just drop it in.
Easy to Clean
Rinse and reuse. It's that simple. Dishwasher safe for the brave. Hand-wash for the sensible.
Stupidly Simple Setup
If you can place an object inside another object, you're qualified.
Open the Package
Unbox your PeeClean. Try not to giggle.
Hang It on the Rim
Hook it over the rim and let it follow the curve of the bowl. No tools. No instructions. If you can use a toilet, you can install this.
Do Your Thing
Stand tall. Aim freely. Live without shame. Your floor stays dry, and nobody hears a thing.
Average install time: 3 seconds. Faster than reading this sentence.
What We Think People Will Say
These are fictional reviews. The product is real. The enthusiasm? Probably accurate.
“My wife stopped yelling at me about the bathroom floor. PeeClean saved my marriage. 5 stars.”
Mike T.
Homeowner, Standing Pee Enthusiast
“I can finally pee at 2 AM without waking up everyone in a 50-foot radius. Game changer.”
Dave R.
Night Owl, Light Sleeper's Roommate
“I bought this for my husband as a joke. Turns out it actually works. Now I've bought one for every bathroom.”
Karen S.
Fed-Up Wife, Early Adopter
PeeClean
The Home Urinal Screen
Coming Soon
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No spam. Just one email when we launch. Pinky promise.
A Brief & Honest History
The Patent Story
PeeClean was patent pending. Key word: was.
Turns out, when the patent office sends you a letter asking you to respond, you should probably respond. The inventor — who shall remain nameless but is definitely writing this — did not read that memo. Or the follow-up memo. Or the final warning.
The patent application was abandoned. Not because there weren't possibilities there. Because the inventor was too busy trying to build things to check his mail.
The irony is not lost on us.
And yes. He's going to get a new one.
Questions You Didn't Know You Had
But now you definitely need answers to.